i identify as offends and this horses me
I offend horses, identify me.
i identify horses, offend me.
(Source: egberts)
Marcel Vincent, CC (died October 1, 1992) was a Canadian businessman. He was the first French Canadian president of the Bell Telephone Company of Canada from August 1, 1963 to August 1, 1968. He was Chairman and CEO from August 1, 1968 to December 31, 1972.
Born in Montreal, Quebec, Vincent graduated from the Université de Montréal (École des Hautes Études Commerciales) with a Master’s degree in Commerce. He joined Bell Telephone in 1927 and served inWorld War II in the navy from 1941 to 1945.
In 1972 he was made a Companion of the Order of Canada ”for his contribution to the business community”. The Association francophone pour le savoir (Acfas) Prix Marcel-Vincent is named in his honour.
So apparently, I am a rich Canadian in my past life.
I’m marvin gay sr. bitchess!!!
i was a french singer/actor :)
i was part of a gang and was murdered by my fellow gang members :/
I was a famous russian actor who died at age 69. everything makes sense now
i was a brazilian military leader & politician & the president of brazil. brazil always makes annoying twitter trends & i h8 politics ._.
I WAS SUPERMAN FUCK YEAH
(Source: abystig)
- imagine this: one day, you walk into school to find your crush leaning against your locker, staring at you. you think there's a mistake and just stand there, waiting for him to leave. he doesnt leave. you feel bold and ask him what's up. he smiles super big, takes your hand, and kisses it. you guys are already late to class, so you decide to just cut. he drives you to your favorite ice cream place, on the way describing his feelings for you. you guys get ice cream, he puts a bit on your nose. before wiping it off, he grabs a napkin and tells you to close your eyes. then he tells you to open your mouth, too. you do so. before you know what's going on, he shoves the napkin in your mouth, pulls out a random knife, and stabs you.
And on the last course, your ball disappears in to this hole under a locked door.
So naturally, we got curious, and wanted to see what what behind it.
It looked kind of dark in there, so I put the flash on my camera and held my phone through the hole and????
orLANDO BLOOM IS BACK THERE I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED LAUGHING SEND HELP
(Source: bee2knee2)
is it acceptable to start an essay with “listen here you little shit”?
